About Me

This is a story about a courageous young man named Frost. The stories told here may not be all correct, as of the “Great Chicago Fire of 1871″ has destroyed most of the historical records.

The year was 1979, Jimmy Carter was president, and the Facts of Life premiered. But all was not well in the small city of Chicago on August 21st. Chicago was having it’s worst typhoon storm in over 75 years and all city life was brought to a stand still. Call it fate or dumb luck, but Frost was ready to be born. His mother, a Taiwanese immigrant and his father, a half Irish, half Swedish and half Native American immigrant was financially broke. Living in a room in the back of a porn theater on west 87th street in Chicago’s deep southwest side, Frost’s mother’s water broke and Frost would wait no longer to start his journey in life. Luck was not on his side as the typhoon took it’s toll on the streets and it took the ambulance over 7 weeks to reach his home.

By then Frost was already born and well on his way to success. His life growing up was not usual, learning to talk by watching the movies played in the theater, his first words, besides saying “Oh yeah, baby!”, and “You want it on your face?” was “You wanta do it?”. Those very word would take him to the top. After years of his parents being broke and raising 9 kids, the family caught a break by winning the Illinois State Lotto, pulling in a clean $143 million dollars.

Moving from their cramped 5′ by 7′ apartment room to a high rise apartment building in downtown Chicago was a difficult change for Frost. No more could he study his passion for porn. By the time he turned 17 he was suffering an addiction to vitamin C and video games. With the help of his friends and family he was able to turn his life around for the better. Still depressed after the lose of his porn collection he went to film school at “Jimmy’s Film Making and Erotic Pictures University” 3 weeks later with his Masters in Filmography in hand he set out to open his own film company. Thus born Frostfox Films©.

In the first 2 weeks of his company’s start he produced 734 movies of which 612 received Oscar nominations. Although not winning any of the awards, Frost was proud and successful. He went on to produce and star in 215 more movies before tragedy struck. His company was protested by PETA after it was discovered that leather was used in more then 450 of his pictures. Hounded daily by PETA members took it’s toll on Frost and he was forced to close down his studio.

Weeks later he was broke, after spending his millions on cases of peanut butter. He moved from his lush apartment to Taiwan where he resides today. Frost found work teaching the lost language of English to children where he barely scraps by. The future is not clear for Frost and what happens next is up to fate. Hopefully luck will be nice to him.

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